Too-Sexy is a sexless pair of legs that has grown an eye stalk. He is referred to as masculine only as a matter of course. He was created in the same night as Thomas, in an altercation involving a magically binding utterance of the epithet 'asshole,' applied accidentally by Madame Nueroses on the occasion of having been oggled by a repressed but not ill-intentioned businessman. His alien physiology gives him a dose of hormones completely devoid of sexual drive, but also exudes a chemico-spiritual aura which sexual beings find irresistable. He would keep exclusive company with the lesser Eukaryotes, if not for the problem of scale.

Too-Sexy is one of a tribe of monsters created by diverse means and first documented by that famed explorer of bizarre lands who, until furthur notice, shall be known as Mister K.