Look upon these works and weep.
This is where you can find the publishing work and forms that my colleagues and I have made at the Canarsie Board of Community Standards.
To order materials please email canarsie@canarsieboard.com as well as nick@wonderdrome.com
The Grand Catalogue
ID
TITLE
SIZE
DESC
CBCS-23
Manual for New Collectors
8pp, Double-Sided Duodecimo
A manual issued to all newly licensed Nightmare Collectors, containing detailed instructions on filling out the Certificate of Title, other related documents, and various pieces of advice.
CBCS-22
Temporary Certificate of Authenticity
One-Sheet Quadragesimo-Octavo
An insurance form to certify the authenticity of a collected nightmare.
CBCS-21
Application for License to Collect
One-Sheet Duodecimo
An application for a license to collect nightmares.
CBCS-20
Behold! The Cyber Brain
6pp, Double-Sided Trisecisimo-Secundo
A pamphlet that attempts to prepare its readers for the immanent arrival of the Cyber Brain.
CBCS-19
Shame Abatement Request Form
One-Sheet Duodecimo
A form to petition the Canarsie Board of Community Standards to abate your shame. Highly recommended.
CBCS-18
Certificate of Title
Triplicate Imperial Octavo
The Certificate of Title is the foundation of the Nightmare Bureau. These certificates are the instruments by which agents purchase Nightmares from clients. Blank forms are available to licensed Nightmare Collectors.
CBCS-17
Elbow Milk
3pp, Double-Sided Sextodecimo
This guide issued by CBCS attempts to correct a much misunderstood phenomenon: the milking of elbows. With this guide the reader should be able to obtain their own elbow milk, or that of a loved one.
CBCS-16
Shame III, vi
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
December 2016 edition of Shame, with editorial "Santa is a Tired God" by GPH.
CBCS-15
Shame III, v
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
November 2016 edition of Shame, with community board backing & a letter to the editor by MSV.
CBCS-14
Mt. St. Vitus: holy mountain saint
One-Sheet Octodecimo
An advertisement for MSV's psychic services.
CBCS-13
A Light Too Dim
12pp, Double-Sided Octodecimo
A primer on what "monsters" are, how they develop, and how they are best dealt with.
CBCS-12
Shame III, iv
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
October 2016 issue of Shame, containing editorial on the Vatican's copyright abuses by GPH.
CBCS-11
Shame III, iii
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
August 2016 issue of Shame containing collage & statement of magazine purpose by MSV.
CBCS-10
Shame III, ii
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
July 2016 issue of Shame, containing community board and a news story about psychic geese, by GPH.
CBCS-9
Shame III, i
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
June 2016 issue of Shame, containing poetry corner & editorial essay "The Gaze of the Gargoyle", by MSV.
CBCS-8
Shame I, v
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
March 2016 issue of Shame, with editorial sympathetic image collage by GPH.
CBCS-7
Shame I, iv
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
February 2016 general issue of Shame, with an editorial by MSV describing a ritual invocation of Shame.
CBCS-6
Shame II, i
One-Sheet Imperial Octavo
This was the Valentines Day Special issue of Shame for 2016, detailing the fantastically shameful acts associated with the feast of St. Valentine.
CBCS-5
Doctor's are Thieves and Liars
6pp, Double-Sided Quadragesimo-Octavo
An expose on the medical industry by CBCS's own GPH.
CBCS-4
The Truth Behind Emojis
6pp, Double-Sided Trisecisimo-Secundo
The initial research into the goetic emoji phenomenon which was later expanded by Professor Bulwer Smythe in his internet lecture series, The Prism.
CBCS-3
Shame I, iii
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
Covering January of 2016, posting a notice for the public good regarding an envelope licking scandal, Letters of praise for the good work of CBCS, and a further warning about an escaped creature.
CBCS-2
Shame I, ii
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
The second issue of Shame, covering December, 2015. Editorial by MSV on the True Chief of the internet.
CBCS-1
Shame I, i
Double-Sided Imperial Octavo
The first issue of Shame, covering November of 2015. Editorial by GPH on the shame-free toilet.
